the dentist

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 19-Mar-2012 13:03:43

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said..

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.. I can't do the gas thing.

The thought of having the gas mask suffocates me!"

The dentist asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.

No objection," the patient says. "'I'm fine with pills."

The dentist returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."

The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it’ll give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 19-Mar-2012 17:21:49

Very funny.

Bob

Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Monday, 19-Mar-2012 19:58:53

Haha, good one.

Post 4 by TechnologyUser2012 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Wednesday, 21-Mar-2012 13:42:41

Lol! very funny...

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 22-Mar-2012 13:28:25

Lol. That's terrible.

Post 6 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 25-Mar-2012 12:33:35

OH man!! LOL! Gotta tell my aunt that one her husband has had some teeth pulled. LOL! Love Love your jokes please do not ever stop posting! They never fail to make me laugh and smile..accept for the cinderella one..I didn't get it Jaws didn't like it to much lol.